James Bond songs – and the people who sang them

My buddy Brad and I were talking at a recent trivia night about the people who have sung/performed James Bond theme songs. So here’s a list of all the people who have sung about the guy with the licence to kill…and not to mention a way with the ladies! Lots and lots of ladies. So. Many. Ladies. And didn’t Javier Bardem even try making out with him in “Skyfall?”

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Can Javier Bardem make ONE movie where his hair doesn’t look super weird? And just to prove my point…yes, he is clearly coming on to Bond…James Bond.

Why this guy doesn’t have VD…seriously he has a sexual addiction nearly as rampant as David Duchovny’s. But I digress..and here’s the list…

Dr. No, 1962, “Kingston Calypso,” Monte Norman.

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Ursula Andress, Dr. No – that bikini belongs in the Smithsonian! And I want that knife!

From Russia With Love, 1963, instrumental theme by John Barry (a James Bond mainstay). He also composed the soundtrack for the 1990 film “Dances with Wolves.”

Goldfinger, 1964, Shirley Bassey. Read on, you’ll see that she’s involved with LOTS of Bond films – starring both Connery and Moore!

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The “hedge that looks like Shirley Bassey” from Shrek 2…and also Shirley Bassey

Thunderball, 1965, Tom Jones

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Tom Jones being strong-armed into performing on an episode of “The Simpsons.”

You Only Live Twice, 1967, Nancy Sinatra

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service, 1969, Louis Armstrong.

Diamonds are Forever, 1971, Shirley Bassey

Live and Let Die, 1973, Paul McCartney and the Wings

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A very S&M looking scene from “Live and Let Die…”

The Man with the Golden Gun, 1974, LuLu

The Spy Who Loved Me, 1977, Carly Simon

Moonraker, 1979, Shirley Bassey

For Your Eyes Only, 1981, Sheena Easton

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Sheena Easton wearing some spandex in 1980

Octopussy, 1983, Rita Coolidge

A View to a Kill, 1985, Duran Duran (John Barry also gets a writing credit)

The Living Daylights, 1987, A-Ha

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Well DAYUM, if Morten Harket from A-ha STILL doesn’t look good! Is that George Clooney’s bat suit he is wearing underneath that shirt? )

Licence to Kill, 1989, Gladys Knight

Goldeneye, 1995, Tina Turner

Tomorrow Never Dies, 1997, Sheryl Crow

The World is Not Enough, 1999, Garbage

Die Another Day, 2002, Madonna

Casino Royale, 2006, Chris Cornell

Quantum of Solace, 2008, Jack White

Skyfall, 2012, Adele

Spectre, 2015, Sam Smith (The Writing’s On the Wall)

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The ring of power that Frodo has to destroy in “Spectre.” Wait, wrong movie…
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